The other night I was walking down the sidewalk in the freezing cold and in the distance I saw a little pink dot coming towards me. It slowly came closer and closer until I realized it was…Barbie! She seemed lost and confused but she wouldnt let anything or anyone stop her. Puffing her cigarette and zooming along with her styling walker she was bound to get where she was going. I offered to let her rest at my house for awhile but she denied any help. Watching her go off in the distance I knew she was looking for her hubby Ken. If you find him please send him back to Barbie Dream Nursing Home where she will be waiting for his return.